Loot Drop 15: King of Bread (W/Bonus Show Notes)

The Loot Drop goes off the rails this week more times than a character from Thomas the Tank Engine. In another special episode, the Looters reveal their favourite heroes and villains in gaming. Some choices may surprise you…

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Bonus Show Notes

Disclaimer: I’m not sure what the others wrote to prepare, but I just built the framework for some jokes. You will/have heard some of this in the show already…

Good guys

Bowser: because he puts up with dudes killing his sons and fucking his castles (mention cake and people stealing his princess)
Giovani: trying to save the world and gets ruined by red/blue (scope, masterball and whatnot)
The cloud from Mario Kart: saves everyone’s lives, never passes judgement, so fluffy, always smiling…
Sephiroth: trying to make the world a better, cleaner place (cool hair, humans are assholes, reminds me of someone…).

Hons: Wario (warioland was more fun than marioland), Point & click dudes, English Longbowmen from AoE2, all the guys trying to stop hulk from wrecking shit in that mastersystem game, Dan Hibiki for Sam reaction

Bad Guys

Max payne: eveyone who has ever came into contact with him has gotten killed or fucked up (the lou reed of protagonists).
Ash/Red/Blue: covered in Giovani (mention dog fighting, killing one of Gary’s pokemon).
Cloud: drowner of womens, moaning asshole, least sympathetic character (Who needs a sword that size? Memmory like a sift, something about “i bet he would’ve sounded worse than Titus if they could’ve fitted voiceovers on the disks”)

Hons: Your dad in the Katamari games, Dracula (SotN bit if no groans and sam remembers lines), developers of Bomberman Act Zero, John Romero